Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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