I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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