"it" just moved
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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