Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
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I need you to use more vowels.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
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