i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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