How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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