I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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