do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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