i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I need a hoe opinion
go on
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Randomize
