i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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