I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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