scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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