Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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