Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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