Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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