I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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