Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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