how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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