I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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