u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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