If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I skipped work to stalk him.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
she pinky promised me she was 18
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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