What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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