She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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