ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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