You're a womanizer and a bitch.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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