Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So squirting runs in the family.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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