well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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