I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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