So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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