Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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