I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
