do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
