Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
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