he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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