No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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