If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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