Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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