Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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