you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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