Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
sarcasm needs its own font
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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