Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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