would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
we should paint friendship bongs
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