I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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