Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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