Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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