Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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