Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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