Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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