He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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