do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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