Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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