If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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